First trip of the season to the Delsea yay, Indy meets some aliens, ugh!

even though Joe Bob would revoke my BBQ privileges for saying so, i figured Indiana Jones and this crystal cranium nonsense would be the first drive-in worthy movie the Delsea would show this season. sadly i was right and since i had seen all prior Indy movies at the drive-in when i was younger, it was pretty much an obligation to check out the on life support Ford and Spielbergs' cash in attempt at another round of whip crackin, nazi or in this case commie smackin, Cate Blanchett awful actin, Indy-ventures. Joe Bob says "Stevie han't made a durn thing since Jaws that ain't been indoor bullstuff". i respectfully disgree cuz the Indy movies have always been great indoors or out. the trip to the Delsea was on.

TL, Webb and i jumped into Webbs imnotsurehwhatkindacaritis and tooled over the Walt, down hwy 55 and made a quick stop at Verona ice cream so i could get myself a gut wrecker of a sundae and admire their employees fingernails. these chicks are of the triple shellac-double varnish-single coat lacquer variety and they are some kinda scary. i'm telling you Freddy Krueger himself woulda puddled the cuffs in his Bugle Boys had he caught sight of these frito chip finger tips. fright show deals these Vineland girls. i'm not even gonna go into the pre-movie get down boogie woogie routine some preteen girl was putting on for her mom and everyone else who cared to watch. it was pretty funny though. i do wanna kinda talk about the food at the Delsea though. you see they'd really rather you buy food at the concession than sneak in your own. when i say really rather i mean to say you damn well better buy from them instead of sneak in your own or you may be forced to face consequences. if youre lucky you kick them a few extra bucks and they call it even. if your less lucky, ejection. if youve no luck at all, Froggy.

since Webb declined on getting any ice cream at Verona and we all played nice this time and didnt sneak any food in, we decided to be good little patrons and check out the Delsea's "extensive menu". extensive? what happened to the hot dog, fries, popcorn, soda days? do you really want to eat peirogies from a drive-in, and wtf? a "low carb chicken salad" uh does that come with leg wamers and a resistance workout band!? get the hell out of here with this stuff. i went old school thank you. bladder busting bucket of iced tea and a popcorn that i immediatley soaked down in that oh so delicious day glo yellow 10w-40 movie butter. i was set. Webb loaded up with some fries and a slice of some suspicious looking pizza. you know that kinda shady slice that looks like you could cool it down, throw it sidearm style into someones head and give'em the instant Frankenstien flat-top look so they'd pretty much know what they were being for Halloween for the rest of their lives. i mean to say pizza at a drive-in is shakey business at best. she braved it though, no troubles. TL, the smart one, forewent any concessions cause i dont know, she's smart! but for a second i may of almost had her talked into some wild cherry flavoured MnM's. yuck and O!!! so bordeline torture treatment food aside, we all had a pretty good time getting down to the Delsea for the first time this year and hope to make a go of it a bunch more in the summer of 08.

oh yeah we did see a movie too so i guess i should say a couple words about the eagerly awaited Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. here it goes..BLAME LUCAS!!

seriously were gonna have to do another Charles Bronson movie next week to take the sting off this disappointing, weak, ridiculous, Spielberg indoor bullstuff! the only great thing was The King Elvis Presley blaring over the opening credits. oh well at least we were at the drive-in.